Walks Into a Bar…

A Top Ten list, a hardening guide, and a password strength checker walk into a bar.

The bartender says, “What is this? A joke?”

The Top Ten list says, “I’ll tell you why it’s not.”

The hardening guide says, “I’ll tell you how to make it one.”

The password strength checker says, “You need a number.”

So the bartender says, “The three of you need to leave.”

To which the Top Ten list responds, “I’ll be back in a few years.”

The hardening guide shrugs, “I should have done that by default.”

And the password strength checker adds, “You need a special character.”

They leave and the appsec sitting at the bar breathes a sigh of relief.

The bartender notices and says, “Yeah, we have standards here.”


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